Shocking Study Finds: Gretchen Wieners is trying to make “Drynuary” Happen!
In a move that’s both fetch and fabulous, “Drynuary” is the hottest thing since pink on Wednesdays! Picture this: a world where January isn’t just a month but a challenge, a daring feat of sobriety that makes even the “Plastics” pause for a moment of awe.
Back in the prehistoric era of 2006, before emojis ruled the world, we, too, scoffed at the notion of a “Drynuary.” But just like Gretchen, sometimes the craziest ideas turn out to be the most enduring. Fast forward to 2023, and we’re on our ninth consecutive “Drynuary,” a tradition that started as a cleanse but evolved into a bold statement of resilience against the tyranny of holiday excess. Gretchen, with her “fetch” flair, knows that “Drynuary” isn’t just a break from booze; it’s a lifestyle, a chance to feel healthier, sleep better, and shed a few pounds – all while saving that hard-earned cash.
